nuggets of wisdom

This from a co-worker: Don't blow on a bee or a wasp, it infuriates them.

This from my son: Did you know that cockroaches fart every 15 minutes?

This from my husband: Did I tell you who bought our red car we sold at the auction? Rent-a-wreck.

This from my daughter: Did you know we'll be naked in Heaven?

Again from my son: 1 minute of laughing equals 20 minutes on a rowing machine.